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  • ukranianprince:

    'wear something casual' me:*shows up wearing dior f/w 2003 giant  lilac fur coat and margiela  bejeweled mask* 

    (Source: ukrainianprince)

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  • i-need-the-pie-bitch:


    my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

    did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

    (Source: rosaeverdeen)

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  • linpatootie:

    I really hate long-ass ‘previously on…’ bits in front of episodes

    I fucking know what happened previously ok

    I just marathonned two seasons in a day trust me I know

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  • super-who-locked-in:




    american people who use british slang


    We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)


    ive never in my 15 years of british living heard the expression “ride the trolley”

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  • irwinsbutt:


    5sos are getting so famous, I feel like my chance to meet them is melting like snow under the sun

    some people are worth melting for

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  • neildegrassetyson:


    So I’m hosting a Chinese exchange student for the year, and she came in last night at midnight, so I was asleep (trying to get back on a regular sleep schedule, you know?), and this morning she gave me a gift.

    • It’s a mug
    • When you put hot liquid in it
    • It changes from solid black
    • To
    • Pictures
    • Of
    • My
    • Face


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